Lemondrop

Today, as you happily shovel mashed potatoes into your pie-hole, please remember those less fortunate than you: the poor shop-girls and -guys crapping their pants in anticipation of tomorrow's barbaric retail free-for-all. That's right: Black Friday. In today's economic climate, consumers will be champing at the bit for big deals on their holiday shopping. Think you're strong enough to brave the wild, untamed crowds? Head to Ikea for FREE breakfast until 10:30 and one-day-only markdown on the MALA easel. At just $9.99, it's an (unsuspiciously) economical gift for the budding artist in your life.

... Or you can browse these deal-icious Black Friday online sales from the cozy comforts of home:

Urban Outfitters is offering free shipping on orders over $75 with code FREEBIRD08 at checkout -- down from their usual $250 requirement. Add this adorable porcelain toothbrush holder ($9.99) to your cart and gift your stupid roommate, who can't seem to grasp that your toothbrushes should never touch.

The Apple Online store announced plans to host a big Black Friday sale -- while remaining absolutely tight-lipped about the actual deals to be had. (But rumor has it that free shipping and markdowns on iPods, iPhones and Macbooks are all part of the deal.)

Amazon has already rolled out a ton of deals (like this sweet Eiffel tower pendant, perfect for your francophile lil' sis) and promises to tack on more savings as the week wears on. If that's not incentive enough to stay in your pj's, we don't know what is.