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1. What begins as harmless manscaping turns painful when Sean Combs and Jay-Z publicly declare they wax their bikini lines (even, in fact, calling their patch of real estate "the bikini line"). Accordingly, spas like Shobha in NYC begin offering services for his down there care.

2. Pete Wentz announces he's no longer wearing eyeliner ... and it makes the news.

3. Thanks to mantyhose, it's now a very real possibility that a date could be ruined because of a run in his stocking. (See also: the very real possibility that your date will show up looking like sausage casing in a dress.)

4. Designer Andrew Christian invents muffin-top-busting underwear for men. To date, there are no plans to incorporate his Anti-Muffin Top Elastic into women's undies. No matter how hard we beg.

5. The MANGROOMER eliminates, "How the hell am I supposed to reach that?" as an excuse for a hairy back.

6. What Pete Wentz does [pre-shocking announcement] for eyeliner, Jean Paul Gaultier does for bronzer, tinted lip balm and mascara with his Tout Beau Tout Propre makeup collection for men. Sensing the kit could "still use a little something," ManGlaze comes out with fingernail polish for him.

7. Two final words: Man Junk.