Jennifer Aniston is getting pretty serious with womanizing boyfriend John Mayer. He recently met her dad. (via E! Online)

Madonna and Guy Richie are officially over. The exes will keep their own money and split the kids. (via BBC)

Reese Witherspoon, who looked practically painted on to the most recent cover of Parade, is all about family these days, but still unsure whether she'll marry again. (via People)

Prince William's penis clearly wants some camera time. His royal genitals were photographed while at a polo match. NSFW (via Dlisted)

Shaq is now on Twitter. And that's about as good a sign as any that the trend has now become freezing cold. (via Stereohyped)

Even more news about Britney Spears' recent promo doc: her break-up with Justin was devastating and now she's really sad. (via PopSugar)

Rosie O'Donnell
can't stop talking about "The View" and how wrong Hasselbeck and Walters really are. ZZZZZZZZ. (via PopEater)