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Joe the Forgiven. After president-elect Obama urged them not to punish Lieberman for campaigning so vehemently against him, the democratic caucus voted to allow the party-challenged senator to keep his post on the Homeland Security Committee. Keep your frenemies close... Hillary the Unforgiven. I ran a historic campaign to become the first female president against the soon-to-be first black president, and all I got was this lousy nomination as the third female Secretary of State.
Wanda Sykes weighing in on Prop 8. She wasn't necessarily in the closet before, but thanks to the passage of Proposition 8 she's all the way out and fired up. We'd like to see someone try to to tell Wanda her marriage isn't legitimate. Scratch that...we'd love to see that. Prince weighing in on Prop 8. The singer's stance against gay marriage is rooted in a strict reading of the Old Testament: "God came to Earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.'" When asked for a response, God issued this statement, "Psssh...like, whatever."


Deadly Australian toads harmful to crocodile tummies. Nothing quite like takin' 'em down with you. Cane Toads, which were brought to Australia to control the beetle population, have poisonous sacs on their heads that prove fatal to crocs who eat them. Crocs who just lick them to get high, however, are reported to be fine. Deadly Australian film harmful to tourist industry. Look, I know The Man from Snowy River. The Man from Snowy River is a friend of mine, and you, long, boring Baz Luhrmann epic, are no Man from Snowy River.