Freaky Deaky, The (n.): This guy is your dream man ... on paper. But in reality, he has some disturbing fetishes that just aren't gonna fly. Your Mom may ask, "What ever happened to that nice doctor/lawyer/office lackey you were seeing?" So you find yourself scrambling for an answer like, "Um, it just didn't work out," when what you really want to say is, "He always insisted on sucking my toes after I went to the gym, and, frankly, I was repulsed."
This guy is never going to change his bizarre ways, so although everything looked so great when you first were dating (before you knew of his fetishes), you'll just have to pass on this freakmaster.
The Dude Dictionary is a collection of males and behaviors lovingly catalogued by Shmitten Kitten creator Anna Goldfarb. Got a dictionary entry you'd like to add? Let us know.
