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Angelina Jolie is thinking of slowing down her grueling schedule of 1.5 movies a year to focus on the kids. I guess the responsibility will be on Brad to keep all 100 kids in designer clothes and living in French châteaus. How very June Cleaver of Ang. (via Perez Hilton)

Hillary Clinton may have another spot in Washington -- as Obama's Secretary of State. First Condi, now Hil; that position seems reserved for politicians in skirts, or er, pantsuits. (via Chicago Tribune)

"Lipstick Jungle," Candace Bushnell's latest anti-opus, was canceled by NBC. Oh no! Where else will we see aging divas catfight each week?! (via Buzz Sugar)

Joe Jonas clapped back against ex Taylor Swift via -- what else -- his MySpace page. He wrote, "It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true." Taylor, your move. (via PopEater)

Remember that pregnant man that used to be a woman, Thomas Beatie? He/she's expecting again! (via ABC News)

Grab your Birkenstocks 'cause Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson may be headed to the altar. Sources say that the couple will head to Paris this weekend to pick out rings, then to London to announce their engagement. (via Mirror)

Michelle Obama may grace Vogue's March 2009 cover -- becoming only the third African-American woman to do so. But she'll have to wait for Blake Lively to go first, since the star is confirmed to appear on the February cover. (via Fashionista)