Shloobedoo (n.): The male who's a good time all the time. You're drawn in by his charisma and fun-loving nature. You're then chewed up and spit out by the same qualities.

You can recognize this specimen by his minimum of four blurry, jokey tattoos featured prominently on his body. If you ask him about any of them he will have a mind-blowingly funny story to go along with it. "Oh, this one? It's a shark with a party hat eating a bowl of cereal and smoking a cigarette because I like sharks, I like cereal, I like to smoke, and I like to party!"

He lives his life like he's the "lampshade-on-his-head guy" that has starred in pretty much every '80s movie ever made. (Sometimes he literally is that guy.)

He's a riot to hang out with if you're in the mood, but the Shloobedoo is a bit of a handful in the daytime (or in, you know, adult relationships) because he always has strange errands that require swinging by sketchy apartments in the crummier parts of town. Beware: He will probably ask you for a ride and $5 for lunch.

The Dude Dictionary is a collection of males and behaviors lovingly catalogued by Shmitten Kitten creator Anna Goldfarb. Got a dictionary entry you'd like to add? Let us know!