Leave a Comment   
IN OUT
Early Voting. Apparently, the real October surprise is that Americans are actually excited to vote. Who knew this fall's IT accessory would be citizenship? Late Voting. We appreciate the chutzpah shown by whomever printed this flier telling Virginia Democrats that their voting day is actually Nov. 5th, but you lost points for not proofreading. "Follwing" That's no way to commit voter fraud, silly.
Wearing Red. Hot tip: a new study says wearing red makes you appear sexier. Oh! Suddenly it's good for more than just getting a bull to gore you. The Woman in Red. Somewhere, someone cares about the news that one of the Rolling Stones once shacked up with Kelly Lebrock. That person also probably has an original double-sided "Weird Science" man space."
Leo the Hero Dog. The Successories industry got a boost this week when a sweet little Australian pooch risked life and paw to save a batch of newborn kittens from a house fire. Hang in there, baby? You just got served. Walter the Farting Dog. The Farrelly brothers are teaming up with the Jonas brothers to make a movie based on a series of beloved children's books about a flatulent dog. You know what? Not everything fuzzy is cute; check your fridge.