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Christina Aguilera's not wasting any time getting back to her old tricks. The new mom just shot a video for her new single, "Just Keeps Getting Better," which features Aguilera in a platinum blond 'fro and purple cat mask. Whatever she says, her hair and wardrobe refuse to get better. (via Just Jared)

Barack Obama and 14 African-American schoolchildren may be breathing a little easier after the federal government arrested two young men who were planning to kill them. Believed to be supporters of Aryan ideology, the two would-be assassins were arrested yesterday in Tennessee. (via NY Times)

This election's apparently making everyone crazy as L.A. police officers monitor a home in West Hollywood with a model of Sarah Palin hanging from a noose. Apparently, effigies aren't hate crimes, so the cops can't take the Halloween display down. (via LA Times)

Dr. Ruth, a favorite tiny physician of ours, draws the link between having no money and getting no sex. Damn, this recession's ruining everything! (via Jezebel)

Britney Spears, train wreck or not, has got a pretty enviable physique -- and she's not afraid to show it off. The singer took it upon herself to educate her fans about her workout routine with a new workout vid. (via FitSugar)

Keanu Reeves' trial against a paparazzo the actor struck with his car isn't going so well. They've got a guy doing Bugs Bunny impersonations and a chick that thinks she worked with Reeves, all during jury selection. (via PopEater)