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Jennifer Hudson, whose mother and brother were recently murdered, is offering up $100,000 to anyone that can return her 7-year-old nephew to the family. The star has enlisted the help of the FBI, in addition to the Chicago Police Department. (via People)

Bill Clinton will grace Barack Obama's campaign with his former presidential regality in Florida this week. The aging politico should be a welcome sight for the many, many retirees in the Sunshine State. (via NY Times)

Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett welcomed baby Archie Arnett last Saturday night. The arrival of the sure-to-be funny baby marked the end of Poehler's "SNL" run. (via PopEater)

Barack Obama's face is worth about 50 bucks. At least, that's how much his mask is selling for on Amazon.com, which has listed the item in a section called "terrorist costumes." (via LA Times)

Sarah Palin spent the weekend in Florida, one of the election's key states, and got a hearty intro from fellow conservative Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Palin addressed her wardrobe-gate while supporters rocked pink Palin tees. (via Us Weekly)

Aretha Franklin's still not over Beyonce's perceived diss at last year's Grammy Awards. The large and in-charge diva feigned ignorance when asked about Bey, asking photogs, "Beyonce who?" (via TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan can't get on "Dancing with the Stars"? If you believe MSNBC's sources, one half of SamRo is unemployed and can't even get work on reality TV. (via MSNBC)