Ladies have been getting their nails manicured for, like, ever: Some 5,000 years ago, Indian women used henna inks to polish their nails, and centuries after that, the Chinese invented the first nail polish, a lacquer made from gum arabic, egg whites, gelatin and beeswax. We've been painting and polishing ever since. Today, nails are big business. Last year American women spent more than $6.1 billion dollars getting their talons primped, polished and wrapped in acrylic. Below, some of the freakiest real and fake nails we could find. (Our friends at StyleList have a cool collection of wild nail art, too.)
Fierce Fingernails
George W. and Polish leader Lech Walesa get nailed together.
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Wild style.
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Even George W. loves him some nails.
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Color coordination!
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Not only are these nails long and strong, but they also glow in the dark and act as a beacon to passing ships in the night.
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Good nails are just a roll of the dice.
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Lee Redmond's crazy long nails make us wonder how many words per minute she can type.
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Do the polka (dot)!
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Insanely decorative fake nails, or finger fungus?
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Track genius and nail-a-holic Gail Devers keeps her fingers fly.
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Saturday 18 October
By jsfra209
Those long nails are absolutley disgusing. It's a breeding ground for bacteria, they keep you from using your hands the way a normal person would, and they just look gross and unattractive. Whenever I see nails like that the first thought that comes to mind is.....dirty.
Who in their right mind would nails like that?
ps- the shorter ones are nice. :)
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Saturday 18 October
By Gerald-Mark Breen
Are those real or fake?
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Saturday 18 October
By John
The guy with long nails on just one hand lets him do things with the other hand. The woman with those grotesque, long nails conjours up all types of images in my mind, and most are disgusting. How does she wipe her hiney or blot her "Holier than Thou"? How does she scrub her scalp in the shower? I wouldn't want to eat anything prepared by her. I can just imagine all the germs and crud under them.
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Saturday 18 October
By Ana
Ewwwwwwwwwww How does one groom or..wipe themselves with such long nails icky mess!
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Saturday 18 October
By nastybwidow
LOOKS GOOD BUT YOU KNOW THEY CANT WIPE THEIR ASS GOOD AFTER SH*TIN
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Monday 20 October
By ana
Ewwwwwwwwww, how does one groom themselves...how can someone even wiped one's butt (or other things) with such long nails?
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Saturday 18 October
By Monica
Long Nails = Nasty Nails! A breeding ground for all sorts of pathogens. Moreover, how do they ever attend to normal hygiene? A person could do some serious damage to their body. How do they eat? I would never allow anyone with mails like those to come anywhere near me except to talk. Now, having said all that, credit must be given to the artistic talents of those who created some of the elaborate nail designs and embellishments. Bottom line is, if the possessor is proud to be so adorned, I wish them well.
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Saturday 18 October
By susan
how does girlfriend keep a job with those ghetto nails??? Oh yeah, she doesn't. I wonder if nail salons take food stamps............
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Saturday 18 October
By Vee
I hate to say it but I agree with you! Women who are educated and/or have decent paying jobs wouldn't be caught dead with fingernails like these! It seems to be something only lower-class women do. I would never hire a woman with excessively long dramatically painted nails to scrub my toliets much less work in my business.
Friday 24 October
By Lauren and Eddie
Those long nails are just gross. It makes me want to puke.
The very decorated asian nails were interesting, still gross as nails, but beautiful in a certain way... (just not as nails!)
The strawberry ones were cute. I like the short ones.
I always wondered how anyone could function with those long nails... It makes me shudder to think about it...
oh crap I just threw up a little bit.
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Saturday 01 November
By madison
thoes are awesome!!!!who did these?
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