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STD e-Cards. Congratulations! You've just given someone the gift of chlamydia! Now all you need is a quick, non-confrontational way to say "Oops, my bad." Enter the new e-cards from inSPOT. Of course, if the bug in question is herpes or HIV, you might want to spring for STD Florists.
 STD Gift Cards. Call us old-fashioned, but "free screening" just doesn't scream "stocking stuffer" to me. If your $50 Target gift card from last year is going unused, how quickly is your Aunt Trudy going to cash in her complimentary Pap Smear card?


The Abominable Snowman. Climbers in western Nepal claim to have found footprints of Yeti in the Dhaulagiri mountain range. It is assumed that the single set of footprints in the snow was Yeti's attempt to communicate with the humans. The Giant Squid. You're a gross monster from the deep that we only catch a glimpse of when you're floating carcass rises from the depths, yet somehow there's a new in search of the giant squid show every few weeks. Wake us when we should care.


Madonna & Guy Ritchie's Separation. The super-split official... so now the gossip columnists can retire their quills and move onto more important issues. Plus, Guy Ritchie is finally making entertaining movies with super hot guys again. Win win.
 Hearing about Madonna & Guy Ritchie's Separation. Apparently, the couple hadn't had sex in over 18 months, and Guy confided in a friend (thanks for the decorum, friend) that his wife's four hour a day workouts left her body less womanly and more gristly. Uh...ewww...keep that in the vault, bro.