Reading Cosmo's annual bachelor issue got us thinking of other cute guys from every state. So, good citizens that we are, we culled the vaunted chambers of this fine land to bring you the men who deserve our praise for more than just public service.Here are 50 hotties from 50 states, plus another well-dressed dude from D.C., all highlighted not for their successes or their policies but for their hotness. We've kept this list to just guys, even though there are plenty of hot lady politicians out there, too. We know it's sort of rude to objectify the vote, but really, isn't that the American way?
Click through to enjoy handsome men from every corner of the country. (OK, we realize not every one of them is George Clooney, these are politicians, and we graded a few of them on a curve.)
Let us know in the comments which one is your favorite and if we missed anyone!
Objectify the Vote
51. Louisiana -- David Vitter
Senator (R) This good ol' boy is politically conservative. Old-school values, buttoned-up charm -- we give!
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50. Alabama -- Walter Maddox
Mayor of Tuscaloosa, Ala. (R) This former varsity football player from the University of Alabama still runs marathons, quite possibly with that big, ready-to-shake-hands-with-all-my-constituents grin on his face the whole time.
www.ci.tuscaloosa.al.us
49. South Dakota -- Justin Davis
State House of Representatives (R) This baby-faced farmer still lives in Ipswich, where he was born and raised. You know you're adorable when your official headshot could pass as your high-school yearbook pic.
legis.state.sd.us
48. Nebraska -- Mike Flood
State House of Representatives (R) He may rep for a landlocked state, but this guy's passionate about -- wait for it -- seals. (At least according to the always-accurate Wikipedia.)
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47. Utah -- Scott Ericson
Brigham City Council Member (R) Ericson must have loved his undergrad years: He went to two colleges, got two bachelor's degrees and met and married his wife Karen.
brighamcity.utah.gov
46. Arizona -- Ed Ableser
State House of Representatives (D) Ableser proposed an amendment to lower the voting age to 16. He advocates for homeless youth and is pursuing a Ph.D. in counseling. He speaks Chinese. He's single. Perfection?
ktar.com
45. Kansas -- Mark Parkinson
Lieutenant Governor (D) This Republican turned Democrat thought it was the party that changed around him. Consider this (more) interesting turn: His former stepmother was a congressional lobbyist who posed for Playboy.
www.governor.ks.gov/ltgov/
44. Delaware -- Charlie Copeland
State House of Representatives (R) This science nerd and varsity baseball player has been married to his high-school sweetheart for 21 years. They've got three dogs and, by the sound of it, a white picket fence.
www.charliecopeland.com
43. Wisconsin -- Ron Kind
House of Representatives (D) Kind proved how much he loves baby animals by co-founding the the Congressional Wildlife Refuge Caucus. Awwww.
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42. Georgia -- Matt Dollar
State House of Representatives (R) Holler at your boy Matt Dollar: He's for tax cuts and education (and he looks like Heath Ledger if you squint).
www.mattdolar.us
















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Thursday 23 October
By Carol Hartsell
Congressman Artur Davis, Alabama:
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/01/large_davis012908.jpg
HOT.
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Thursday 23 October
By Marko
Washington's Dave Upthegrove (#4) is certainly deserving of the honor, but sadly for the ladies, he's playing for the other team...
If you're looking for another good looking Washingtonian, try Snohomish County Executive Aaron Reardon, he was even selected as one of Seattle's most attractive politicians =)
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Thursday 23 October
By alaska
You are crazy! Of the guys listed here there may have been 3 or 4 that would get a second look. By the way where are the women?
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Saturday 25 October
By jess
apparently, women aren't politicians
Thursday 23 October
By malcom
looks like sarah palins number 1 right now with all the news coverage she gets
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Thursday 23 October
By Pam
Are they serious? Who picked this list? Blech
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Thursday 23 October
By adrian
i agree with you completely. if they were picking women you know they'd actually be attractive.
Thursday 23 October
By tommy
It was Bawney Fwank that chose this list Pam.
Thursday 23 October
By Katherine Thomas
Now would you please tell me why you'd say Palin didn't even make the list when neither did Obama??
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Thursday 23 October
By Doug
I can understand Obama not making the list, but Palin, she should be tops.
Thursday 23 October
By sickofthemediabias
The only way they would get ANYBODY to look at this dog-faced list of "hotties?" is to use the Palin name. Sorry I clicked on it. Maybe 2% are good-looking. And Todd Palin is better looking than all of them.
Thursday 23 October
By wendi
Where is Brad Ellsworth, democrat congressman, Indiana? He totally should have been in the top 10. ellsworth.house.gov/
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Thursday 23 October
By Laurie
Jack Conway, Attorney General, Kentucky
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Thursday 23 October
By blablabla
What about the organ-grinder's assistant ?...he's cute ...with those big ears.
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Thursday 23 October
By cliff
The advertisement to test your IQ against other celeberties, just watch out. When you answer the questions, you will be asked for your cell phone number and your results will be tex messeged to you. After that, you will receive text messages about other trivia's and your cell phone bill just increased by $10.00 per month. What a scam.
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Thursday 23 October
By seamus
who the hell came up w/ this list of losers.some me be ok but sarah had to make at least the top 10 and can probably shoot better also
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Thursday 23 October
By Fred Flinstone
Aol is on Crack, Palin is soooooo hot and by the way, everybody knows from the democratic and Republican convention coverage that Republican women out class Petuli oil demos by a MILE. This list sucks...
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Thursday 23 October
By vhs
Wow! This is one of the most pathetic lots of losers i've seen. Apparently no thought was put into this or someone has very low standards. Ugh!
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Thursday 23 October
By v stein
MY TOP OF THE LIST CHOICE TO DAY IS SARAH PALIN. SHE IS VERY SMART ARTICULATE AND CAN RELATE TO ALL THE PEOPLE
SHE DOESN'T STICK HER NOSE UP IN THE AIR,
OBAMA IS THE COPYCAT OF THE YEAR,HE REPEATS AND COPIES MANY LINES OF McCAINS. HE JUST CAN'T THINK ON HIS OWN. I BET HE TAKES ORDERS FROM HIS PEERS BAH HUMBUGH WITH HIS TAX PLAN.
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Tuesday 04 November
By Abby
Anyone who spends 5 years of his life in prison,tortured and chooses to stay even though he had the opportunity to come home gets my vote. He is a true American. He has respect for life. If you can endure all the above and still stand up and run to become president of the USA I doubt very much if he needs someone to speak for him. He is a real man.