The first time you see her, Sanrio's Hello Kitty is adorable. But when Japan names the fictional character an official tourism ambassador and she becomes a bona fide recording artist, you realize that the weirdness of Hello Kitty has no end. You even start to wonder if she'll welcome you into the great beyond at life's last breath.Think we're overreacting? Check out our gallery of the world's most bizarre Hello Kitty products -- probably not all officially licensed, unless Sanrio is making a big push to conquer the automatic-weapons market ...
The Weirdest Hello Kitty Products
Hello Kitty Pet Costume Cute? Creepy? So torn.
Gizmodo.com
Hello Kitty Maxi Pads This product, along with the fourth horseman, portend the coming apocalypse.
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Hello Kitty Lawnmower Any woman who purchases this has only herself to blame when she gets stuck mowing the lawn.
Hello-Kitty-co.uk
Hello Kitty Robot Maid Put this one in the "Who could have possibly wanted a Hello Kitty version of this product?" file.
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Hello Kitty Tarot Cards Kitty predicts a future in which your friends are scared off by your creepy Hello Kitty collection.
Aeclectic.com
Hello Kitty Sausage Is there anything more adorable than ground-up pig intestines?
Aeclectic.com
Hello Kitty Microscope Scientists are currently working on a cure for Hello Kitty mania.
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Hello Kitty Power Sander For building your Hello Kitty toolshed, natch.
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Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate Luckily, Keroppi performs divorces.
KittyHell.com
Hello Kitty Diet Pills You'll be extra kawaii when you've got the shakes from this off-brand kitty speed.
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Monday 08 September
By kristen
wow. that is all i have to say. again, wow.
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Wednesday 10 September
By Blu Wright
Ew.. Thats an ugly cat. I hate that they dressed it up as my favorite character.. *Threw up in my mouth*
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Monday 15 September
By ROSE
That Is Creepy. Utterly, insanely creepy.
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Wednesday 17 September
By susie
What did me in was the discription attached to the Hello Kitty Condoms! Too funny!
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Monday 20 October
By Emily
The cat costume alone is creepy enough for me.
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Tuesday 21 October
By taylor
that couldn't be any weirder. im so creeped out right now.
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Wednesday 22 October
By Kelsie
This is good for me, cosidering I love Hello Kitty!
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Monday 20 October
By Ari
...That poor cat.
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Monday 20 October
By Nina
What the heck.... just TOOOO creepy.........
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Monday 20 October
By Sakura
Well in Japan, Hello Kitty is not just for kids~, None of these didn't bother me~ I really want the face mask, that was to damn cute~~ the US is just not open like Japan. Well then again, that is just me. ^^
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Monday 20 October
By RLH
I agree!
Monday 20 October
By Salinea
Half of those items don't even look like Sanrio products and look like they're bootleg or hand made (the luchador mask...Sanrio wouldn't be caught dead making a product that doesn't even resemble they're cat)). Japan has a slightly big underground sex culture/paraphernalia thing so the condoms aren't anything new. Half the things aren't that surprising, they're cute (the wedding dress... come on, that thing probably costs (if its made by sanrio) several thousands of dollars and no cheap ass immature ho would be able to afford that) The dog sweater...now japan isn't the only one who freaks out about their little rats and dressing them up in weird crap. Look around in a halloween store and check out the legs avenue dog costumes...want a sexy french maid outfit for your chihuahua? They have one.
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Monday 20 October
By bri
old....thats HK kitty bonnet pic been on 2chan for like 3 yrs at least.find sumtin fresh to tell us about emily
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Tuesday 21 October
By oakley
wow wtf i'm freaked out i was just talking too a friend about hello kitty today she loves her i think it's gross but w/e my point is proven it still scares me too no end
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Tuesday 21 October
By lol
I'll take the hello kitty douche, tampons and the hello kitty speed pills.. and might i make a suggestion? Hello kitty condoms with spermicide?
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Tuesday 21 October
By BOB BELL
Most of this shit is 'shopped.
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Tuesday 21 October
By Jess
Some of those are sooo cute! I love Hello Kitty. I agree, some of those are pretty weird, like the douche or the ramen.. yeah I couldn't do it. But the costumes? The plane?? Awesome. I'm surprised my waffle iron didn't make the list. It is shaped like Hello Kitty and it makes 4 little waffles shaped like her and Chocolat. So cute!
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Tuesday 21 October
By Johnson
How gay. That cat is wimpy. and why the hell was that man wearing girl undies on his face! bet they smell pretty shitty if there Japanese!
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Wednesday 10 December
By Russanya
They forgot a really BIG creepy one...
The Hello Kitty dildo. No joke, saw it being sold at a store in Akihabara. Talk about odd.
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Sunday 14 December
By Ash
i love hellokitty too. and most of that stuff was sexy! =D and that dress yess i will be getting married in that!! that gun i will be on the look out for it!! the plane i will fly in that! the tooth i want one! the house i will live in one day! i really effin love hello kitty!!!
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