Halloween used to be about goblins and ghouls, but lately it seems the costume landscape's been dominated by sexy cats, sexy maids, sexy ... Care Bears?!

What happened? Below a gallery of some of the oddest "sexy" Halloween costumes donned by people who think a bustier and some fishnets can sex up any old thing. It's enough to make us throw a white sheet over our heads and call it a day.

(AOL Shopping has some good deals on real costumes--and some of the sexy kind, if you insist.)


Animals in Costume

    Stop, no, not the puppy dog eyes... Fine. A trick and a treat for you.

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    Aquadog.

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    Pollinating pup.

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    His beak was far worse than his bite.

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    Chihuawitch.

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    Possibly not a true Halloween costume, but for heartbreaking cuteness we'll let that slide.

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    Woofgang Pup. Okay, you got us, that one might be plagiarized.

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    The newest K9 on the force took his role quite seriously.

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    Dairy dog.

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    Toto seemed far too easy.

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On the lighter side, here are some ridiculous animals in costume. No fishnets here!

Animals in Costume

    Stop, no, not the puppy dog eyes... Fine. A trick and a treat for you.

    AP

    Aquadog.

    AP

    Pollinating pup.

    AP

    His beak was far worse than his bite.

    Flickr

    Chihuawitch.

    Flickr

    Possibly not a true Halloween costume, but for heartbreaking cuteness we'll let that slide.

    Flickr

    Woofgang Pup. Okay, you got us, that one might be plagiarized.

    Getty Images

    The newest K9 on the force took his role quite seriously.

    AP

    Dairy dog.

    Flickr

    Toto seemed far too easy.

    Getty Images