As self-proclaimed Diet Coke addicts, we were pretty excited about the winner of this year's Ig Nobel prize (for achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them think"). According to the research that won the award, our favorite cola is also a pretty effective sperm killer. It's not strong enough to work as actual birth control (repeat: It does not work as birth control), but we're still quite proud to see it recognized by the scientific community.

The news got us thinking -- besides spermicide, no cavities and caffeine highs, what else might Diet Coke be good for? Here's our list so far:

Cooking
Baste a ham in Diet Coke for an incredibly tender piece of meat, or make a yummy barbecue sauce by mixing it with an equal amount of ketchup. Also, try replacing the water, eggs and oil called for by your favorite cake mix with a can of Diet Coke -- it's supposedly super-tasty and low in calories. (Let us know how that goes.)

Cleaning
When you're out of regular household cleaner, go for the Diet Coke. It works on chrome (pour it on, then rinse off with soap and water), burned saucepans (boil it in them), toilets (pour it in), kettles (let it soak all day) and anything else with nasty buildup.

Starting your car
If your engine won't turn over, try pouring Diet Coke on the battery terminals -- the acid in the cola will eat away at the corrosion and might actually help get your engine going.

Tell us: Have you tried any of these alternate uses for Diet Coke? Got any others that have worked for you?

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