As self-proclaimed Diet Coke addicts, we were pretty excited about the winner of this year's Ig Nobel prize (for achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them think"). According to the research that won the award, our favorite cola is also a pretty effective sperm killer. It's not strong enough to work as actual birth control (repeat: It does not work as birth control), but we're still quite proud to see it recognized by the scientific community. The news got us thinking -- besides spermicide, no cavities and caffeine highs, what else might Diet Coke be good for? Here's our list so far:
Cooking
Baste a ham in Diet Coke for an incredibly tender piece of meat, or make a yummy barbecue sauce by mixing it with an equal amount of ketchup. Also, try replacing the water, eggs and oil called for by your favorite cake mix with a can of Diet Coke -- it's supposedly super-tasty and low in calories. (Let us know how that goes.)
Cleaning
When you're out of regular household cleaner, go for the Diet Coke. It works on chrome (pour it on, then rinse off with soap and water), burned saucepans (boil it in them), toilets (pour it in), kettles (let it soak all day) and anything else with nasty buildup.
Starting your car
If your engine won't turn over, try pouring Diet Coke on the battery terminals -- the acid in the cola will eat away at the corrosion and might actually help get your engine going.
Tell us: Have you tried any of these alternate uses for Diet Coke? Got any others that have worked for you?
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Oct. 1, 2008. California begins enforcing a state law that compels fast food companies to display nutritional content on wrappers.
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Sept. 28, 2008 Chinese supermarkets push powdered milk after massive batch of tainted formula put over 53,000 children in the hospital.
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Sept. 28, 2008President Bush honors health professionals-- including Dr. Roscoe Brady, at left, a developer of enzyme replacement treatments-- with the US National Medal of Technology and Innovation.
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July 18, 2008A Starbucks in New York City complies with a new municipal mandate for chain restaurants to display nutrition information in a place of prominence.
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Thursday 09 October
By And
And people ingest this chrome cleaning, toilet gunk rinsing, battery acid frying beverage?
Go figure
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Thursday 09 October
By Brianne
The human stomach contains MORE acid than is in soda ANYWAY. Not to mention so does orance juice! Also, the factor that helps to erode the build up on batteries or clean things is not the Coke brand or wether or not its diet. I'ts the SODA itself which contains the acid. Even generic soda will work. Or a flavor other than cola even. Now as far as cooking goes....well I've never tried that. But I suppose the brand and flavor would effect that.
Thursday 09 October
By sarah
and it also EATS right through your stomach. my mother-in-law used to drink diet coke religiously until she started having horrible stomach problems. come to find out she had a handful of ulcers in her stomach and the doc said NO MORE DIET COKE.
Thursday 09 October
By princesslaya
my sediments exactly thanx for the laugh that was so funny and true!!!!!!!!
Thursday 09 October
By Joy
LOL!!!!
Thursday 09 October
By whitney
Acids are not generally dangerous. Human skin itself is acidic with a pH around 4.5. Tomatoes, lemons, coffee, ect are ALL ACIDIC.
And the car battery thing . . . works with water too. Its just the pressure from the water/ liquid removing the buildup. No chemical reaction whatsoever.
Friday 10 October
By janelle
Yes, but do you drink such natural things as orange juice or grapefruit juice or any juice for that matter? (or eat fruit?) If you do, then you're in trouble too, Mr. or Mrs. Naturopath. I'm sure pure grapefruit or orange juice would eat more than the corrosion off of anything, if you let it sit!
Friday 10 October
By sixxstrng
I've used it to clean gunk off of battery terminals, and also have used it on my windshield to remove stuff that gets splattered on it from the highways. People who have been dumb enough to acutally put wax on their windshields, that's what I've told them to use, coke, and it works everytime. It works on just about anything that you can't get off of...well just about anything. And for those of you who say oooooooh and we drink that stuff, there's more crap in your stomach than coke can add too. who knows? Maybe drinking coke cleans out your guts to LOL.....
Thursday 09 October
By newbie
And we drink this stuff.
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Thursday 09 October
By cynthia
I know right! I've poured it on my windshield before to get all that build up from the hwy off!!
Thursday 09 October
By kathy
I have been using coke with meats for decades. Also the old battery terminal trick. Another use is to pour a cup in half-cooked beans for gas-free enjoyment.
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Thursday 09 October
By David
Gas-free beans? Now where's the fun in that?!?!
Thursday 09 October
By Ricky
I tried snorting it but regular coke is still better.
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Thursday 09 October
By Kristy
Let me just start by saying I don't drink diet coke i find the taste horrible. But you people are drinking this stuff by the gallons and it is strong enough to eat the corrosion off your car battery????And this is good for you how?
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Thursday 09 October
By wetwilly
My father use to use coca cola and newspaper to clean bugs off the windshield of his truck when we traveled.
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Thursday 09 October
By Lilimaria
Diet Coke cleans concrete by removing mold and stains.
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Thursday 09 October
By aimeevc
I've used regular coke to eat the corrosion off of my car battery. My car wouldn't start, and my boyfriend at the time poured a coke on the battery cables because they were corroded. Started right up. I've also heard of people using them to shine the rims on their cars. Crazy! Bon appetite!!
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Thursday 09 October
By kdyvc8
I thought it was regular coke you could do all those things with??
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Thursday 09 October
By kdyvc8
I still love it!!
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Thursday 09 October
By Me
I have used diet coke to bake a cake, it is a very low calorie cake and great for a sweet snack while dieting.
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