Sparkly little clutches are so five minutes ago: The new hot handbag is hands-free and fits inside your ... bra? Boobs are the new bags, thanks to the Cleavage Caddy bra insert ($29.95). The lace-covered, pocket-lined caddy is meant to be stuffed down the front of your bra, then filled with your keys, credit cards, money, lipstick, cell phone and whatever else your behind-the-times friends are loading into their purses.
There are plenty of styles to pick from. Functional gals who prefer a more streamlined silhouette might like the Braz-On-Go, which has fewer pockets and no lace. Or, if your purse is still ... developing, the Lil'Budz might be a better fit.
Sure, at first it might be awkward when your boobs start ringing or when paying for lunch requires a reach down your blouse. But remember: It's the trendsetters who always suffer the most for fashion.














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Wednesday 08 October
By emily ann
i already use my bra to carry things. not all the time, but when i go somewhere and don't want to carry a bag. i've even inspired some of my friends to do the same. it seems a bit rediculous to pay an extra $30 for something that is completely uneccessary. as a big girl, i wear a size 40DD. i doubt that this thing would even fit in my bra, there is NO extra room in there for a whole "caddy". any bra with good support shouldn't have room for this stupid thing anyway. feel free to email me for tips on how to DISCREETLY fit things in the bra. i carry my phone, id, credit cards, money, lip gloss, keys, mascara, and extra hair ties... all at the same time, and no one can ever tell i have anything in there. they always look shocked when i start pulling stuff out. this contraption is a waste of money.
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Thursday 09 October
By Ms. B
For real? No, really.
I need to start dropping acid or something and put my ideas down on paper. Maybe I can come up with some off the wall stuff to sell.
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Saturday 11 October
By powdersnow
those anime scenes where them wimmin grabs their phones out of their boobs are no longer a fantasy |D
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