Rejoice! Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together! One of the only couples that doesn't annoy us, they split this summer after five years together. We only hope the second time will be a charm. (via PopEater)

South Dakota's at it again. The state that came just a few votes shy of banning abortion back in 2006 is nearing that territory again with Abortion Ban 2.0.(via Salon)

The Obama vs. McCain debate last night was tense and defined by troubling issues like the economic crisis, but according to post-debate polls, Obama managed to assure voters the most. (via Reuters)

Scarlett Johansson looks absolutely hippie-licious on the cover of this month's CosmoGirl! Sporting a stars-and-stripes jumper and throwing up the peace sign, the newlywed spoke about her experiences campaigning for Obama. (via PopSugar)

"Family Guy" loves to toe the line of offensiveness, and then make a great leap over the line. However, the many jokes about rape are a little out there for some. (via Feministing)

Aubrey O'Day is soooo deep. After the "Making the Band" episode aired that showed the diva being kicked out of Danity Kane, she released a statement to Perez Hilton saying, "I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing." Sure, but what does that have to do with your slut-induced firing?! (via Perez Hilton)

Ashlee Simpson got down with her "white trash" side for her 24th birthday party. Wearing Daisy Dukes and sporting fake tattoos, the preggo star celebrated her inner trailer park. Any wonder why we love this chick? (via People)