Did you hear? Round II of the presidential debates took place last night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn. True to town hall form, moderator Tom Brokaw selected questions from a pool of thousands -- some of which he delivered himself, some of which were asked by members of the audience. Not gonna lie, we found the whole ordeal just a tad awkward. The candidates circled each other like tigers (or stray cats, depending on your point of view), the audience questioners' voices shook with nerves and Brokaw, with his so-called format, came off looking super nitpicky.

But in the end, one candidate had to come out on top. Who do you think took the Oct. 7th match-up? Feel free to use these lines in your next cocktail party debate.

If you think McCain won, say: "He's gettin' mean, he's throwing punches, but he's sticking to his style -- which is exactly what McCain's gotta do to make up ground. Shaking the naval retiree's hand? Pure class. Refusing to shake Obama's hand at the end of the debate? Pure politics."

If you think Obama won, say: "One of the truest and most valuable qualities of a president is being able to treat your opponent with respect. Obama did this. McCain, not so much. Simple as that."

If you think everyone lost, say: "Dude, can't they air this stuff during summer hiatus? I'm dying to know if Elliot Stabler will lose his crap after getting suspended on 'SVU.'"

What to order at the bar: "That One"
No real recipe, just point to whatever the guy next to you is drinking and saying, "I'll have whatever 'that one' is having."