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Nicole Kidman just got waaay more weird, if that's even possible. Actress Shirley MacLaine told reporters that she calls Kidman "My Alien," because of her otherwordly beauty and intelligence. She swears it's not because of her huge forehead. (via Just Jared)

Jennifer Lopez might be hopping on the Hollywood Scientology train. She reportedly would not mind her twin children attending Scientology school. Uh-oh. (via The Daily Beast)

Hugh Hefner's main B (bunny, that is), Holly Madison, recently announced that she and the Playboy have called it quits. Oh no, It's the end of an era! At least we'll always have reruns on E! (via TMZ)

Christina Aguilera's not cleaning up for motherhood! The "Dirrty" singer said, "I'm not going to take the safe route just because I had a child." Good choice, since we always wished that our mother was skankier when we were growing up. (via PopSugar)

The French took home two of the Nobel Prizes for Medicine last night, one for discovering the AIDS virus and one for linking HPV to cervical cancer. They've got good news for those living with AIDS, too -- a "therapeutic vaccine" for sufferers within four years. (via LA Times)

Speaking of healthcare, Elizabeth Edwards, wife of John Edwards, has some strong words about this country's healthcare issues and who she thinks is the best team to fix them. (via Jezebel)

God Bless you, army man! We just found an interview with adorable Tony Hale -- Michael Cera isn't the only "Arrested Development" superstar this week! (via AOL Television)