Katie Holmes is really, really excited for her new play, "All My Sons," to open on Broadway. You can tell by the grimacing smile and the way she keeps mouthing "Help Me." (via Just Jared) British women are light-years away from making equal money to their male counterparts. And American women aren't doing so hot, either. (via Guardian)
Diablo Cody, the former stripper turned "Juno" screenwriter, shouted back at her "haters" via her MySpace page. I know she's smart and all, but that's such a Solange Knowles/Lindsay Lohan move. Next time, we suggest using Facebook or Twitter. (via Gawker)
A message from the year 1900: Lysol, in addition to polishing wood, is great for your "intimate" areas! This way, when "married love" begins to cool, you can blame yourself and exercise "complete feminine hygiene." Ack. (via The Frisky)
Senator McCain and Governor Palin's shock campaign tactics might be losing their effectiveness. Senator Obama has caught up to the GOP in electoral votes, say some polls. Maybe it's the incessant Palin coverage? (via LA Times)
Speaking of analyzing every single detail, Salon asks Sarah Palin -- rigorous supporter of Bush's quasi-illegal surveillance state -- what exactly do you have to hide in your personal e-mails? (via Salon)
Retailer American Apparel seriously offends with their new Afrika prints, but aren't the first (and won't be the last) to dabble in fashion culturicide. (via Jezebel)
