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Quickly now: What does your guy smell like? Snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails, or sweat and beer and just a splash of jock strap? Sorry to say, but sometimes dudes stink.

But hold on! The pollution index and your nose are in for a treat with a new wash called Man Junk (manjunk.com, $25) that promises to spiff up the groins of fetid fellas. One of the first-ever intimate hygiene products for his not-so-fresh days, Man Junk is designed specifically for crotch-washing. (Warning: It's possible the word scrotum appears on the box.)

The makers of Man Junk say their wash fights bacteria build-up, sweat and unpleasant odor, and increases sex appeal ... though no word on whether that's due to the product's stink-removing properties or if arousal is caused by seeing a boy actually making an attempt at hygiene.